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英语幽默小故事

作者:上海火学网  发布时间:2013-07-03  来源:上海火学网

  Five Hundred Times 五百遍

  In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."

  在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道:“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。

  I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀

  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says

  "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

  四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"

  A concert 一个音乐会

  A keen young teacher wanted to introduce students to the glories of classical music,so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. to make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, “have you enjoyed yourself today?”

  “Oh,yes ,miss!”said Sally,”It was lvely.All except the music, it was.”

  译文:一位热心的年轻的教师想让她的学生多了解一些优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象,她请大家回来喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回来上汽车的时候,她问小萨莉:“你今天玩得好吗?”

  “哦!好极了,小姐!”小萨莉说,“除了音乐,其他都很好!”

  20 Dollars. 20美元

  .“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

  “Twenty dollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

  “Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

  “对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

  “20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”

  “是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

  I'm Trying to Stop It

  "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

  "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

  “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

  “没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”

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